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You’ll be sure to get noticed on pool deck in our strappiest one piece yet! Single strap binds that criss cross down your back with a moderately high cut leg.
No one likes being targeted with a projectile custard tart which is why we’ve developed a swimsuit that will camouflage any tart that ends up splattered on your body if such an unfortunate incident should occur. The fabric will protect you from custard, flour, eggs and most vegetables, and allow you to carry on as though nothing ever happened.


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